So Swear I

I AM A MAN OF ACTION, I AM ADVENTUROUS, I AM AGGRESSIVE, I AM ALIVE, I AM AMOROUS, I AM ARDUOUS IN MY PURSUITS, AND ASSERTIVE IN MY ACTIVITIES, I AM ATHLETIC, I AM ATTENTIVE TO THAT WHICH IS IMPORTANT, I LIVE MY LIFE IN AN AUDACIOUS MANNER.

I AM BAD – IN THE GOOD WAY, I AM BALLSY WITH CONFIDENCE, I AM BOLD IN MY ACTIONS, I AM THOUGHT OF AS A BOY SCOUT BECAUSE I AM PREPARED, I AM BRASH WITH CONFIDENCE, I AM BRAVE IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY, I AM BRAZEN AND I STAND UP AGAINST EVIL, I AM BRILLIANT BECAUSE I THINK CAREFULLY, I AM BULLETPROOF AGAINST THE MEMORY OF THE MY PREVIOUS FRAGILITIES, I AM BUOYANT WITH EXPECTATION OF BETTER THINGS AHEAD.

I EMBRACE CHALLENGES, I CHARGE THROUGH LIFE WITH GUSTO, I AM FULL OF CHARM, I PRESEVE THE TEMPLE OF MY BODY AND KEEP IT CHISELED, I AM CLASSY IN MY PERSONAL CONDUCT, I AM CLEVER WITH WIT BUT NOT FOOLISH NOR FLIPPANT, I AM JUDICIOUSLY COMMITTED TO A FEW VITAL CONCEPTS, I AM CONFIDENT IN MY MIND, I AM COOL UNDER PRESSURE AND I AM COURAGEOUS THROUGHOUT MY LIFE.

I CHOOSE TO DANCE, EVERY DAY, WITHOUT CARE AND WITH ABANDON, I AM DARING IN MY THOUGHTS AND DEEDS, I AM PERCEIVED TO BE DASHING, I AM DAUNTLESS AND STRONG, I AM DECISIVE AND CONFIDENT IN MY OPINIONS, I DEFEND HONOR, I AM DEFINITE WITH MY ACTIVITIES, I AM DELIBERATE IN WHAT I DO, FOR NOTHING IS RANDOM, I AM DETERMINED TO CONTINUE TO IMPROVE MYSELF, DAILY IN A MYRIAD OF WAYS, I AM DYNAMIC AND I LIVE MY LIFE ON PURPOSE.

I RECOGNIZE THAT MY OWN EGO AND THE CULTIVATION OF IT HAS MERIT, I PURPORT MYSELF WITH ÉLAN, I AM ELIGIBLE AND WORTHY OF LOVE, I EMBRACE LIFE AND GREET OTHERS IN AN EXPANSIVE AND DELIBERATE WAY, SHAKING HANDS FIRMLY, WITH KEEN AND CONSTANT EYE CONTACT, I AM FULL OF ENERGY, I AM ENTHUSED ABOUT MY LIFE AND THE PROSPECTS OF BOTH TODAY AND TOMORROW AND REBUKE THE TEMPTATION TO WALLOW IN THE PAST, I AM ERUDITE IN MY DICTION AND PROSE, I AM EXHILARATING TO BOTH MYSELF AND OTHERS, I AM EXHUBERANT ABOUT A THOUSAND LITTLE THINGS EVERY DAY, I WILL CONTINUE TO NOTICE AND APPRECIATE THE DAILY MIRACLES AND WONDERS THAT COURSE THROUGH MY LIFE, I AM EYE-CATCHING BECAUSE I AM CONFIDENT.

I LOOK AT MYSELF AND SAY, “YOU ARE FABULOUS,” AND I BELIEVE IT, I AM FAITHFUL TO A FEW KEY PRECEPTS BUT AM JUDICIOUS WITH WHAT IS VITAL AND TRUE, FOR NOT EVERYTHING IS, I AM FEARLESS AND THE POISON OF MY PAST FAILURES IS BEHIND ME, IT BINDS ME NO LONGER, I AM FIT AND ATTENTIVE TO MY PHYSICAL SELF, I COMPORT MYSELF WITH A SENSE OF FLAIR, I DRESS, ACT AND CARRY MYSELF WELL, I AM FLAMBOYANT WIHOUT BEING PRISSY, I AM FORMIDABLE AND WALK AND SATND ERECT, I NEITHER SHUFFLE NOR SLOUCH, MY ESSENCE IS ONE OF FORTE, I AM FORTHRIGHT, I SPEAK THE TRUTH WHEN NEEDED BUT DON’T SPEAK JUST TO HEAR MY OWN VOICE, I AM FORWARD FOCUSED, NOT LOOKING BACKWARDS, I LEARN FROM THE PAST AND MOVE ON.

I AM GALLANT, I AM A TRUE GENTLEMAN, I GO AFTER THAT WHICH IS PRECIOUS TO ME, I’VE GOT GAME, I AM GRAND IN MY WOKS, NOT TIMID OR SMALL, I THINK AND LIVE LARGE, I AM GRANDIOSE WITHOUT BEING ARROGANT, I AM GREGARIOUS TO THOSE WHO HAVE BOTH PHYSICAL AND EMOTIONAL NEEDS, I AM GUNG-HO ABOUT MY LIFE, TODAY AND TOMORROW, I HAVE GUTS.

I AM HANDSOME, AND IT BEGINS INSIDE ME, I AM HARDY AND STOUT, MY LIFE IS IN HARMONY, I AM HELL-BENT TO DO THE RIGHT THING, I AM A HERO TO MYSELF FIRST AND BY EXTENSION TO OTHERS, I AM HIGH-SPIRITED AND BOLD, I CHOOSE THE EXCITING PATH, NOT THE SAFEST PATH, I AM HONEST AND TRUSTWORTHY, I AM HONORABLE, HOT-BLOODED AND PASSIONATE, I AM A HUNK.

I AM AS COOL AS ICE WHEN NECESSARY WITH A CALM RESERVE THAT IS APPEALING, I AM IMPASSIONED ABOUT THOSE FEW THINGS IN LIFE THAT HAVE MERIT, I AM IMPRESSIVE, I AM IMPULSIVE, RATHER THAN ENDLESSLY SLOW OR METHODICAL, I AM INDOMITABLE, I CHOOSE TO CHARGE THROUGH LIFE WITH BOLDNESS, MY CONVICTINS AND CONFIDENCE ARE INERBRIATING, I AM INTELLIGENT AND WISE BECAUSE I TRAIN MY MIND AND APPLY WISDOM, I AM INTERESTING TO MYSELF AND THOSE AROUND ME, I AM INTREPID AN EAGER TO EXPLORE AND EXPERIENCE NEW THINGS.

I AM JAZZED ABOUT ALL LIFE HAS TO OFFER, I AM A JOCK AND ENJOY THE ENDORPHIN RUSH OF ATHLETIC ACTIVITY, I CHOOSE TO JOUST RATHER THAN MERELY OBSERVE OR RECOIL, I AM JOVIAL AND NOT PRONE TO SADNESS, I AM FULL OF JOY AND INDUCE JOY IN THOSE AROUND ME, I AM JUBILANT ABOU THE DAY, I AM JUICED WITH CONFIDENCE, TESTOSERONE AND ABILY, I JUMP RATHER THAN SHUFFLE, I UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO “JUST DO IT.” I AM JUST RIGHT.

IAM KEEN IN MY THOUGHTS, I AM A KEEPER, I AM KNOWN FOR KINDNESS, I AM ACTIVE AND KINETIC, NOT SEDENTARY, I AM THE KING OF MY DOMAIN, I HOLD FRIENDS AND FAMILY AS A PRECIOUS KINSHIP, I KISS WELL,  I AM KNOWLDEGABLE ABOUT MANY THNGS AND KNOW THAT I DON’T KNOW EVERTHING, I AM A KNOCKOUT.

I AM A LEADER, I CHOOSE TO LEAP RATHER THAN CRAWL, I AM AS LIGHTNING, SWIFT, BOLD AND DELIBERATE, I AM LION-HEARTED, I AM LITHE OF BODY, I AM LOUD WHEN NEEDED, ABLE TO YELL WHEN YELLING IS REQUIRED AND NOT BASHFUF OF THE SOUND OF MY OWN VOICE, MY VOICE IS A TOOL AT MY COMMAND, I LOVE WELL, I AM LOVELY, FROM THE INSIDE OUT, I AM A LOVER IN THE BEST SENSE OF THE WORD, I AM LUSTY AND INVIGORATED.

I AM MACHO, I AM MAGNETIC, AND THIS RESONATES FROM MY CONFIDENCE, I AM MAGNIFICENT AND MANLY, I BELIEVE THAT I BOTH AM AND LOOK, “MAH-VELOUS”, I AM MASCULINE AND MASTERFUL,WITH WHAT I DO, I MEND MYSELF AND THINGS WITH CONFIDENCE AND SELF ASSUREDNESS, I AM MIGHTY, I AM MUSCULAR.

I HAVE LEARNEDTO BE NEAT, MY SPRIT IS ALLURING AND NECTAUROUS, I NEVER SAY DIE, I AM NERVY AND NICE, I AM NIMBLE IN BOTH MOVEMENT AN INTELLECT, I AM BOTH NOBLE AND NONCHALANT, I AM NUTS ABOUT THE FEW THINGS THAT ARE DEAR TO ME.

I AM KEELY OBSERVANT OF LIFE AROUND ME, ATTENTIVE TO THOSE I LOVE WITHOUT BEING SMOTHIEG, I AM OK, WHEN PEOPLE THINK OF ME – THEY THINK “OLD FAITHFUL” AND ARE CONFIDENT IN ME, I AM OPPORTUNISITC WITH LIFE AND CHOOSE NOT TO DITHER BUT TO EMRACE CHANCES BOLDY, I AM OPTIMISTC THAT I WILL SUCCEED, OVER AND OVER AGAIN, I AM A GREAT ORATOR, IAM ORDERLY AND ORGANIZED, I AM ORIGINAL WITH MY OWN IDEAS AND THINK FOR MYSELF, I HEAR THE SOUNDS OF OVATION FREQUENTLY, I AM OVERJOYED WITH THE PROSPECT OF EVERY NEW DAY.

I AM PASSIONATE, I PERSEVERE MIGHTILY, I AM PERSUASIVE AND CONFIDENT AND INSPIRE THESE QUALITIES IN OTHERS, I AM POISED AND POSITIVE OF MIND, I AM POTENT AND POWERFUL, I PROTECT BOTH MYSELF AND THOSE AROUND ME, I AM PROUD BUT NOT HAUGHTY, I AM PUPOSEFUL WITH MY ACTIONS DO NOT LOITER OR WASTE TIME.

I AM QUALIFIED TO BE SUCCESSFUL AND TO BE LOVED, I HAVE MANY EXCELLENT QUALITIES, I AM ON A LIFE-LONG QUEST FOR SELF IMPROVEMENT, IN MYSELF FIRST AND TO INSPIRE EXCELLENCE AND GOOD THINGS IN OTHER PEOPLE, I AM QUICK, I AM QUICK-WITTED AND GET ENOUGH SLEEP TO KEEP MY MIND SHARP, I HAVE QUICKENED MYSELF TO MAXIMIZE MY TIME AND ENERGY, I AM THE QUINTESSENTIAL GENTLEMAN, MY WORDS ARE WISE, MEASURED AND QUOTABLE.

I AM RASH, RATHER THAN DEFERENTIAL, I CHOOSE TO RAVISH MY WAY THROUGH LIFE, NOT SHUFFLE, I AM READY FOR EACH DAY AND ANTICIPATE GREAT THINGS, I AM RECKLESS WITH ABANDON, KNOWING THAT SOME THINGS WILL NOT WORK, BUT TRYING MANY THINGS TO IMPROVE MY ODDS, I AM RED-BLOODED, I AM RESILIENT IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY, I AM RESOLUTE IN MY CONVICTIONS, I TAKE RISKS, I AM ROBUST AND FULL OF LIVE, I AM ROCK-RIBBED AND ABSORB BLOWS THAT WOULD HAVE PREVIOUSLY FELLED ME.

I AM SECURITY, TO MYSELF FIRST AND THOSE AROUND ME ALSO, PEOPLE ARE SAFE IN MY COMPANY, I PROVIDE FOR WELL BEING AND SAFETY TO THOSE AROUND ME, I AM SMOOTH WHEN APPROPRIATE BUT NOT MISLEADING IN MY BEHAVIOUR, I AM COMPLETELY SELF-ASSURED IN MY THOUGHTS AND DEEDS, I AM SOLID, I STAND TALL AND ERECT, I AM STATUESQUE AND FEEL THE FULL MEASURE OF MY BEING, I AM AWARE OF MY SPACE, I AM STRONG, I AM A STUD, I HAVE STYLE AND GRACE IN AN UNDERSTATED ABSTRACT WAY, I AM SURE OF MYSELF, I SWAGGER THOUGH LIFE.

I TAKE CHARGE OF MY LIFE, I AM TALENTED IN MANY, MANY AWAY.  I AM  TANNED AND TONED, I AM TENACIOUS WITH THOSE THINGS THAT ARE DEAR TO ME, I CHOOSE TO BE THRILLED AND TO BE THRILLING, MY LIFE INCLUDES A GREAT DEAL OF EXCITEMENT, I AM AS THUNDER, AM TIRELESS IN MY PURSUITS, I AM TOUGH, I AM TURGID WITH BLOOD PUMPING THROUGH ME ENABLING ME TO EXPERIENCE LIFE WITH A STRONG, FLUID, CONFIDENT POISE, I LIVE MY LIFE WITH TWO FISTS, NOT FEELBENESS.

I AM UNABASHED WITH CONFIDENCE, I AM UNAFRAID BUT AWARE OF RISKS, I AM UNDAUNTED BY PAST FAILURES, AND SEE THEM FOR WHAT THEY WERE, LEARING EXPERIENCES, I AM UNFLAPPABLE AND UNFLINCHING, I AM UNHESITATING WHEN SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE, I AM UNSTOPPABLE WHEN COMMITED.  I THINK UP, NORTH, BETTER, STRONGER, FURTHER, FASTER, I AM UPBEAT.

MY LIFE IS FULL OF AND DEFINED BY VALOR, MY LIFE AND MY OPINON AND ACTIONS ARE FULL TO THE BRIM WITH VALUE, I VANQUISH MY FOES AND THE HAUNTING OF BAD MEMORIES, I VENTURE FORWARD AND EMBRACE CHALLENGES, I AM VICTORIOUS, OVER AND OVER AGAIN, I AM VIGOROUS IN EVERYHTING I DO AND THINK, I AM VIRILE AND FULL OF LIFE, I AM VITAL, TO MYSELF AND EVERY GROUP THAT I AM ASSOCIATED WITH, I CHOOSE TO LIFE IN A VIVACIOUS WAY, MY LIFE, THOUGHTS, DREAMS, ASPIRATIONS AND EXPECTATIONS ARE ALL VIVID AND INTENSE.

I AM A WARRIOR, PREPARED TO FITGHT TO THE DATH TO DEFEND HONOR AND PROTECT AND KEEP SECURE THOSE I LOVE, I AM WELL BUILT AND I PRESERVE MY MIND AND BODY, I AM WILD, I WIN, OVER AND OVER AGAIN, WHEN I THINK OF MY LIFE, I REFLECT ON THE PAST AND PRESENT WINS AND ANTICIPATE MANY FUTURE WINS, I AM WIRY AND WONDERFUL, MY LIFE IS A WONDEROUS AND THRILLING PROSPECT, I AM WORKED UP AND EXCITED ABOUT MY LIFE.

I AM WORTHY.
SO SWEAR I